JULY 10, 2025

Shalmaneser: Feature Wars

The product of decades of Artificial Stupidity research, Shalmaneser’s debut album Feature Wars is packed with every drop of sweat, feeling, and axle grease that a badly-wired incontinent robot can muster—which, of course, isn’t much. But he twitches amusingly.

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